#haha the feeling is ''mutual'' geddit

[box-in-a-cage]

wanna have another compliment?

you're a very cool mutual :3 ✨ Shabbat Shalom!

Eee! 😁 Thank u so much that is very meaningful to me, and the feeling is mutual! 🥰 Shabbat shalom to you as well!! 💛

[theeeveetamer]

We've done the Lions, we've done the Church, now it's time to get antlery!

I don't want the one you like the most, I want the one you'd fuck

Also geddit its like horns but for deer. Horny, Antlery, geddit? Haha I stole this joke from a mutual you know who you are please come claim it I feel like Alois right now

[ohshy]

Proper introduction

hello and welcome !! my name is Ohshy, but you may call me Ilias or Percy. Any pronouns, 20 something years old. this is my art blog slash internet scrapbook. I like a lot of different things, including art, drawing, character design, movies, cartoons, video games, furry stuff, and generally weird things that make me feel deeply.

My biggest special interest is the ocean and it's critters, hence my username (haha geddit). You'll often see me reblogging stuff related to it.

I'm also a selfshipper, current F/O is King Hippo :3

Some things to keep in mind:

I will occasionally reblog the suggestive joke or adult topic, but never straight up NSFW. This is why id rather I only be followed by people who are at least 16+ years of age. People who break this rule will be blocked.

That said, please don't try and befriend me if you're a minor. I'm ok with being casual mutuals, but nothing more than that.

I don't have a DNI but i block freely, esp terfs, kid/adult plus inc/e/st shippers and people who participate in exclusionist/identity discourse. Zionism won't be tolerated either.

Art tag is #monkey brain draws. For those that want an art only experience, my art blog is @ohshy-art.

Feel free to hmu in tumblr DMs and/or ask me for my discord, im always open to meeting new people !!

That is all, let's be friends :]

[willshowerthots]

Youtuber in Coruscant Obikin AU where in Palpatine dies tragically and all is well.

Anakin is a gamer boi, posts content mainly about his gameplays, sometimes he does a comedy sketch with his friends Ahsoka and Rex. Think Markiplier but more chaotic.

Obi-Wan has a food vlog and food centric channel as well as a diy/crafting channel focusing on how to be more economical and also reuse the packaging from your food wastes or plastic materials. People love him because he gives off a very homey warm feeling and it doesn't hurt that he's got the charm and face of a god.

More under cut

They met during vidcon and through a referral from a mutual friend (Padme) became condo mates (and they were roommates!)

Anakin is the first to fall for Obi-Wan, because the man's cooking is so magnificent it literally made Anakin incapable of loving any other food unless it is cooked by Obi-Wan himself.

Both Ahsoka and Rex have commented about how much Anakin simp for Obi-Wan but he always retaliates with: "but who wouldn't?!"

And that always shuts them up because as much as they don't simp for Obi-Wan as Anakin does, they do simp for Obi-Wan nonetheless.

Obi-Wan slowly falls in love, it's the small things that made him fall for Anakin, thoughtful gifts like a new tea blend, Anakin would help him out with prep for cooking dinner, Anakin would go out of his way to buy that rare hard to get vegan butter, Anakin would take care of him when he gets a nasty case of the flu.

Soon Obi-Wan realizes that he has already fallen for Anakin not knowing that Anakin has fallen for him long ago when he first cooked them that wonderful dish of ratatouille.

So Obi-Wan panics thinking he has made things awkward between them by falling for Anakin, thinking that Anakin cannot possibly be gay, because he works out, plays games, has manly hang outs with his friends. Yes, Obi-Wan shouldn't be stereotyping Anakin as a typical manly ungay man but he couldn’t help it because he's not thinking straight. (Hehe geddit straight cuz he not so straight after all 👀)

Meanwhile, all Anakin talks about to Rex, Ahsoka and the 501st (their like core group of gamer org that is into military simulation games) is Obi-Wan, how tasty Obi-Wan’s food is, how blue Obi-Wan’s eyes are, how soft looking his hair and how it shines bright red under the sun, everyone is almost tired of it if not for them feeling so fond for their adorable leader being in love.

Tho occasionally of course rex would shoot Anakin’s character and 'betray' him by friendly fire just to get Anakin to stop and 'focus on the game, skywalker! We're being mauled here!' (haha mauled geddit, sorry i'll stop.)

Obi-Wan is in panic hell while Anakin is in bliss heaven until of course Anakin comes out of his 'mancave' in hopes of helping Obi-Wan with cooking dinner and Obi-Wan just flat out disagrees. There's a miscommunication, Anakin thinks he's being a burden on Obi-Wan while Obi-Wan feels guilty for kicking Anakin out of the kitchen because his heart couldn't take it anymore and he wanted to kiss Anakin.

Lots of miscommunication happens, lots of unresolved sexual tension, lots of mild flirting but also awkward shuffling and then suddenly panicked distancing.

I have more but I think this post is getting too long already.

[larryiswhatilivefor]

the ultimate ‘pick someone supportive’ GC!!!

i couldn’t post this when everyone else was sharing their love a few days back, but i just had to make one and i wanted to take my time on this because my lovely mutuals, or as i call them, my “lovelies”, deserve so much love.

it’s been exactly a month and a week since I've known most of you (at the time that i am writing this), and i think we all can agree it feels like a lifetime. so here’s a dedication post to each of my OT14 lovelies.

@kiwiau @twoghostsau

Yu and Mel: you guys are like the jesus of this gc (no, not the daddy jesus...he’s different ;)) but seriously tho, thank you for creating that one ‘aimh gc’ post and adding the lot of us. it’s the perfect gc ever! (also, you guys are so cute with your matching urls and shit...OTO for life...geddit? oto...haha i should shut up) i will never stop with the yu and mel puns bec...YU AND MEL, GOT A WHOOOLE LOTTA HISTORY, woa-oh! okay i should really shut up

@iicflarrie

Afsana: i will never not think of you as ‘chillin hmu boiii’. (literally so glad i brought your status up and it became a meme!) YOU WERE LEGENDARY BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN TALKING IN THE GC!!! but anyways i love you so much and I’m so glad we reached out to you and got you to talk haha you’re the cutest and you deserve all the love this gc throws your way!

@daisieslouis

Ash: my beti, i love you so much. you are such an amazing human and i love how we get along so well. I’m so glad you were in this gc!!! and let’s not forget our iconic moment...? you know which one babe. (“that’s me!!!”) like literally I've been wanting to talk to you since forever and then i get put into a group with you without even knowing IT’S YOU! iconic. let’s not forget what else is iconic...how we can make unnecessary people...you know, disappear ;) iconic. name a more iconic duo i dare you!

@statuesquecurls

Chanz: if i remember clearly, ash had added you in the group, and tbfh, i am so fucking glad they did. if it weren't for them, our gc wouldn't have been blessed with a 14th member to complete our perfect OT14! you are so adorable and i am so glad i know you. and never forget to take your daily chonz!!! (ok but speaking about puns, i still always laugh at my “cloudy with a CHANZ of meatballs” pun i just had to!)

@harryspdf

Chastity: i would like to take a second and talk about just how cute you are at times! something about you just makes me smile so much and every time you say something I’m like “wow I’m blessed!?” you’re literally the sweetest and you deserve to be showered with love!!! so glad you’re in this gc ahhhh! (also, all your ficrecs give me life, and so do the things you write, just like you give meaning to my life!) also, i hope the conjoined twins plan to the concert is legit bec I’m ready to go!

@lionheartlouist

Dee: my other beti, you are so precious. literally you make me blush so much with your compliments! you being in the group makes me so damn happy you have no idea! (can we talk about how you rock your sarees?! LIKE WHAT A FREAKING MODEL!!!!!!) we have got to meet soon tho babe we’re only like 30 freaking minutes away its crazy! i wanna eat pani-puri tho so keep that in mind. the perfect date, with my perfect love, especially now that your exams are over.

@bigsparrowharry

Eva: EVA DARLING! apart from the fact that you’d be such an amazing teacher, you are such a beautiful human being and you deserve so much respect! I’m so glad you’re in the gc!!! and your photography skills are so underrated (also...asdfghjkl...you know what that means so i needn’t explain more) I’m always so happy when you’re happy bec that is what you deserve!!!

@larriesonlyangel

Kyleigh: leigh bby, i want to take a second to appreciate just how beautiful you are. like from all the pictures I've seen of you, you are such a gorgeous human being, like what a model!!! your fashion sense is just asdfghjkl :’) you’re also a really great photographer and you deserve so much appreciation for that!!! literally!!!!(i also freaking remember the amount of fics you rec’ed when the group first came together ahhh lovely times :’)) keep smiling ilysm

@oliviatracknine

Olivia: firstly, the loml, I’m not kidding when i serenade you with “i liv for you, i long for you, olivia”, because i mean it. secondly, I’m so glad you’re in this gc ugh! you are so lovely and gosh, from what I’ve seen, really pretty too!!! (love that you follow so many aesthetic blogs, and also, you’re like a big tumblr account so I’m kinda blessed to even be in the same gc as you!) keep lighting up my world pls :’)

@goldenstyles

Sabine: you freaking cutie, i am so so so glad you’re in this group literally you’re so adorable and my favourite german friend!!! (the plan of smuggling ash into the concerts is on right? bec imma join too!!! also, remember when i first heard your name and said it was like that woman from mr.bean? haha i love your name so much) although we’re miles and miles and miles apart i’d still be happy to give an arm and a leg to meet you!!!!!!

@rosesharry

Trista: tris sweetheart, you are just so precious! I’m just so glad you’re in this gc bec EVERYONE LOVES YOU! Literally everyone freaking loves you and i love you too (after all, i am your only angel :D) you are such a sweet sweet creature human being and you deserve all the freaking love that comes your way!!! keep being the beautiful you!

@mistreated-hallways

Victoria: you little angel, i know you’ve gone through so much and you still are, but i want you to know that i’ll always be right here! whenever you want, we’re all ready to help you! we’re always here to listen and talk to you and it hurts that you might never see how much happiness and love you truly deserve. (here’s a little line for you “if i let you know I’m here, for you, maybe you’ll love yourself like i, love you!” hope this makes you smile like you make all of us smile) keep being the precious gem you are!

~~~

phew, that was an emotional ride, innit?

oh yeah...HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU GUYS? I HAVE? WELL HERE IT IS ANYWAY! I LOVE YOU!!!

I am the happiest, proudest, most loved mother there is, all because of the 14 of you precious beans, and its literally exactly midnight right now(again, it’s midnight at the time i wrote this), but i just had to do this! if you’re still wondering why i did this post, it’s because you lot always make each other and me so happy. we are always there to support each other, like we are the literal definition of PICK SOMEONE SUPPORTIVE! and i may have not picked you guys, but I’m sure as hell glad fate picked us to be together...!

[kittyscharactercorner]

Violet & Kiki Read My Immortal, Chap. 12

(Key: italics for Violet, bold for Kiki. CW for mentions of p//edop//hilia and self-harm/suicide.)

Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat Hogwarts isn’t an American school. Didn’t she say Hagrid was a student in this story? I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! ...What??

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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid Does she ever edit? She just forgot to turn caps lock off until halfway through the sentence...  but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Red. Whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?” How did he know what?? How did he know that his scar hurt??

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” I like that he went to the trouble of getting it changed just to cover it up. he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! Just random ‘save me’ in the middle here. then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!” Wait, Draco’s dead! How can “Volfemort” have him “bondage?” He’s dead, not kidnapped!!

Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID I’m just imagining her coughing his name. HAHRID. were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s  after they recovered cause they were pedofiles St. Mungo’s is a hospital, not a jail! and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. ...because if the girls weren’t hot it’d be fine. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera XD they took of me naked. YOU WERE WEARING CLOTHES! I mean it’s still bad and creepy as all hell but you described getting dressed in detail and then just decided you were still naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed Into your bed? holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Enoby I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. Because typing the word ‘very’ takes so much effort. serious voice, giving me the roses.

“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Look, I don’t like pink either. But I wouldn’t YELL AT SOMEONE for bringing me pink flowers. It’s a nice gesture. Grow up. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. ...wasn’t he in your band?

“No Enoby.” Hargrid says. “Those are not roses.”

“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” I love that she actually said “I replied.” And then she closes the quotes and starts a new sentence even though it’s still her talking? “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) Yes, yes it is. to it he added silently. Which is how you heard it.

“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .

“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely. Wisdom = knowledge of My Chemical Romance songs. Good to know.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!” ‘Cause that’s totally a spell.

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Did I mention it was black? Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.

“OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?” A wizard, one would assume.

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing. No one’s said anything about having to look into them.

“U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) STOP EXPLAINING YOUR ‘JOKES’ AND STOP INTERRUPTING YOUR DIALOGUE. u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hargrid yelled. He was talking to Enoby though. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back. Again, headaches are like alcohol for Dumbledore or something. Removes all inhibitions.

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!”

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. That sounds like it would look really weird. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) At the risk of sounding like a hipster, the original is better than the American remake. and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

“You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. Kawaii, you mean. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” You’ve made that joke so many times, you really don’t need to explain it at this point. I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. Didn’t you just get out of the hospital for that? I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. This is like my favorite- Hair of Magical Magic Creatures XDXD He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared HE DIDN’T DISAPPEAR, HE DIED. and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. This is the only mention of either of the non-Slytherin, non-Gryffindor Houses in the whole story. Also, if I’m remembering correctly, he’s not actually a vampire, right? It’s just his nickname. Oh yeah, true.

“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. … I have no words.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else. Professor “McGoggle” has the best insults.

“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!” Didn’t you just say it was a mutual thing? I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. ...um. This already happened.

“NO!” I ran up closer.

“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”

What in the world??? That whole scene already happened, word-for-word! Did she just… accidentally copy-paste it and not notice?

I guess. That is assuming this author’s a real person and not a troll.

Oh god I hope she’s a troll. It’s far too terrifying to imagine this person actually exists in the world with us.

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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111 Good to know- your editor is supposed to write the entire story for you!

HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I

Can’t you just call her to ask her that?